scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Thursday, September 20, 2012
The Royal Box
What I
See
That Moment
when
you realize you can't blame it on someone else
• When his little finger first brushes against the taut, diaphanous material hiding the secret of her wet, throbbing … (What? Yeah, too many romance novels.) • When the ice cube she sat on begins to melt. • When the battery-powered ben-wa accidentally kicks on. • When her presumed-dead first husband enters. • When her old sorority sisters at the first table all make the cunnilingus sign. (What? Yeah, I'll stop there.)
Depends on which way the wind is blowing.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Meteorologist data reveals zero wind in an opera booth. This appears to be an SBD surprise. Defined as: "A lump in it!"
ReplyDeleteShart!
ReplyDeleteTim
No, you're all wrong. She just realized she left the stove on.
ReplyDelete...and that his hand isn't where it's supposed to be.
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Perhaps at this instant the tenor had a wardrobe malfunction and did a full frontal of his impressive wedding tackle.
ReplyDeleteI think she's jealous because he's hitting on her mother.
ReplyDelete• When his little finger first brushes against the taut, diaphanous material hiding the secret of her wet, throbbing …
ReplyDelete(What? Yeah, too many romance novels.)
• When the ice cube she sat on begins to melt.
• When the battery-powered ben-wa accidentally kicks on.
• When her presumed-dead first husband enters.
• When her old sorority sisters at the first table all make the cunnilingus sign.
(What? Yeah, I'll stop there.)