scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Yes, I am Jules Verne
What
I See
Unnatural Natural Progression
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Traditional
Scientists at
Argonne National Laboratory have discovered a way to use sound waves to
levitate individual droplets of solutions
The idea behind The Popinator is to instantly
deliver popcorn into a person’s mouth just by saying the word ‘pop’.
The Popinator is able to pinpoint where in the room the spoken word
originated from and shoot a piece of popcorn at it. The Popinator
shoots up to 15 feet and is
for inside use only.
Necessitating
Am I the only one who can see where technology is leading us? Not
that it's a bad thing.
So, you're saying the next step will be the 'Inseminator'?
ReplyDeleteAd line: "Are you pregnant? Do you want to be? Just say the word 'Baby!'" *pop* "Now you are! Yes, it's just that simple*!"
*pre-menopausal women only, Inseminator guarantees at least 75% human sperm, Consult your doctor.
I am getting a Pop for my Gun, I will figure out how to make it listen to gun shots and return fire, 120 degree motion. No Blue on Blue.
ReplyDeletethoR~