scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Write the answers to the following questions in American English. Any wrong answer or question left unanswered will cause this ballot to not be counted: 1. Who is the Governor of your state? 2. Who is the Vice President of the United States? 3. How many U.S. Senators does your state have? 4. Who is one of your U.S. Senators? 5. Who is your U.S. Representative?
Oh, and absentee ballots for active duty military personnel only.
--Skyhawker, Doug "If you can't get them to see the light, make them feel the heat." - R. Reagan
Heinlein offered a unique voting qualifier. Step into the booth and the machine serves up a random quadratic equation for you to solve. To make it more interesting, the voter must deposit an ounce of gold in the machine before trying. Answer right and you get to vote and get your gold back. Answer wrong and the booth opens... empty.
Oops, that'll put her studies at Stanford on hold for a few years.
ReplyDeleteoy vey ole'
The vote of individuals such as this carries the same value as yours.
ReplyDeleteJust something to think about on a Mon. morning.
Sandra Fluke's screen name is Brooke67?
ReplyDeleteTim
Okayyy,
ReplyDeleteI've just changed my mind about forced sterilization.
Step #1: Find out what schools she went to.
ReplyDeleteStep #2: Target with JDAMs, as they are a waste of funds and space.....
Set an IQ minimum for voting of one standard deviation below the mean and Democrats would never win another election anywhere, anytime for any office.
ReplyDeleteSet a similar IQ minimum for candidacy and at least half of Democrat office holders would be ineligible to run.
If she needs more info, she can call in on her Obamaphone.
ReplyDeleteMy plan for cleaning up our elections.
ReplyDeleteAt the top of every ballot should be:
Write the answers to the following questions in American English. Any wrong answer or question left unanswered will cause this ballot to not be counted:
1. Who is the Governor of your state?
2. Who is the Vice President of the United States?
3. How many U.S. Senators does your state have?
4. Who is one of your U.S. Senators?
5. Who is your U.S. Representative?
Oh, and absentee ballots for active duty military personnel only.
--Skyhawker, Doug
"If you can't get them to see the light, make them feel the heat." - R. Reagan
Did you ever realize that half of all voters have a below average IQ???
ReplyDeleteHeinlein offered a unique voting qualifier. Step into the booth and the machine serves up a random quadratic equation for you to solve. To make it more interesting, the voter must deposit an ounce of gold in the machine before trying. Answer right and you get to vote and get your gold back.
ReplyDeleteAnswer wrong and the booth opens... empty.
stay safe
I think it's safe to say she's only a life support system for a vagina.
ReplyDelete