Kenya WY

Now it comes out “ “'But I wasn’t born in Kenya the country. I was born in Kenya, Wyoming. It’s a long story dealing with my mother and Malcolm X.' The room was silent. 'Yes, I am Malcolm X’s son,' the president said. 'You heard me right. My mother had a brief love affair with him in the prairies of Wyoming. She made me promise to keep it a secret and it sounded cooler anyway to say I was born to a Kenyan tribesman.' 'But you tell everyone you were born in Hawaii,' Rahm spat out. 'If it gets out that you were born in actual Kenya or Kenya fucking Wyoming, wherever the hell that is, who the fuck will trust you anymore? Not to mention the Malcolm X shit. I mean, if any of this gets out, your presidency is fucked—along with all of our careers. This is the craziest shit I’ve ever heard. Why did you go around telling people you were born in fucking Honolulu?' 'Because I was,' the president responded. 'That’s where I found Jesus. I was born again in Honolulu.'" The Lizard King ”