scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Cock-knock them and the giant galactic fuqweasel in the sky they rode in on. What tiny little pasty white piss ant aliens they are! They be brainless little tumblefuqs that think we don't know who they are and where they come from. Fuck you, you little toadstool looking gremlins muddafukers! You want some of this..ziiiiip...? I got yo mf'n number right here in my pants!
Obama's National Security Adviser comes rushing in to the oval office. "Mr. President," he says breathlessly, "We think we have confirmed aliens in Denver."
He shows BO and Axelrod the video piece from KDVR.
When it is finished, as though on cue, the Prez and Axelrod both say, "Hmm, aliens. Can we get 'em to vote?"
Cue UFO Phil.
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ReplyDeleteCock-knock them and the giant galactic fuqweasel in the sky they rode in on. What tiny little pasty white piss ant aliens they are! They be brainless little tumblefuqs that think we don't know who they are and where they come from. Fuck you, you little toadstool looking gremlins muddafukers! You want some of this..ziiiiip...? I got yo mf'n number right here in my pants!
Barack H Obama, President of the US-of-Fuck'n-A!
That was a good thought leaving Boehners head. Small but didnt stay long
ReplyDeleteObama's National Security Adviser comes rushing in to the oval office. "Mr. President," he says breathlessly, "We think we have confirmed aliens in Denver."
ReplyDeleteHe shows BO and Axelrod the video piece from KDVR.
When it is finished, as though on cue, the Prez and Axelrod both say, "Hmm, aliens. Can we get 'em to vote?"