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Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Hefner Marries






Hefner Finds True Love at 86


Res Ipsa Loquitor

Hefner was previously engaged to Crystal Harris, 26, but she bailed days before their scheduled 2011 nuptials. Harris couldn’t turn down all that fame and fortune despite the thought of marrying her grandfather, so the two were re-engaged this year.

“Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed and super rich,” Harris tweeted the day of the wedding.


Durung the reception Hefner went up to Crystal, intoduced himself, and asked if she  would  consider posing nude for $25,000?  He gave her the business card of Playboy's art director and then ate a handful of cocktail sauce.  {more}


10 comments:

  1. Correction - she married her great-grandfather.

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  2. Gotta love the twenty dollar captains hat. Just not sure why he didn't get the commander's style.
    c.umulus n.imbusi iii

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  3. He's always looked like a geezer.
    You know, walkin' around in a robe all the time.

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  4. He sweetened the pre-nup deal, betcha.

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  5. "Very scary wedding night."

    I think the scary part was gettitng to the "I do" before he croaked. Her book will confirm it.

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  6. If you care to look behind the curtain at the mansion... it's tawdry, and more than a bit disgusting: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342643/Hugh-Hefners-Playboy-mansion-like-squalid-prison-say-Playmates.html

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  7. Quote:Durung the reception Hefner went up to Crystal, intoduced himself, and asked ...

    Was this at THEIR wedding reception? He forgot what she looked like already..?

    tomw

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  8. It's a clear case of Assault With A Dead Weapon.

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