scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
If you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of keys, they will start all the cars in the known universe....... This was monkeys numbered 1 thru 4.
Did you look under the hood to check if the propeller is okay?
ReplyDeleteSometimes adding a little red tail light oil helps.
ReplyDeleteEatin' soup must be quite entertaining to the casual observer.
ReplyDeleteBet he grew a beard to hide the marks from learning to eat with a fork.
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If you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of keys, they will start all the cars in the known universe....... This was monkeys numbered 1 thru 4.
ReplyDeleteprob'ly a bad necluter valve. Or a warped wobbly-shaft.
ReplyDeleteThe widget arm fell off the maniform, anyone can see that
ReplyDeleteDude ! Now you know why your "best friend" smells so bad after sex.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't read the car model on the key, was that a German Fubar or a Korean Snafu?
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