scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Uh Huh. Procedure is a piece of cake, but involves a substantial doctor/lab fee, and the worst part is the prep the night before. By the time a cancer bleeds, you're in deep doo doo. Might as well go with Uhbama's advice and "take a pill". This is "Uhbamacare Cost Control", or "Kill the Old People who Remember the Constitution" who paid into Medicare for 40 years.
Perhaps Uhbama would rather dip into a turd for fecal occult sample, but I'll take the fiber optic colonoscope, thanks. It's the gold standard. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"I still don't get why fiber optic technology hasn't taken the the place of a two foot stainless steel rod 2 inches in diameter" What and take away all the sexual thrill for the Doctor???
"We DO have DIY prostate checks here (Germany), the local hospital has a simulator for training purposes". - Ole Phat Stu
We've had them here for years also, butt we used the "buddy system". It has been field tested in Sam Fran with simulators, without such great results. Except now they come in a state sponsored "pairs".
Universal Serial Butt?
ReplyDeleteI still don't get why fiber optic technology hasn't taken the the place of a two foot stainless steel rod 2 inches in diameter.
ReplyDeleteOr imaging technology for that matter.
My eyes are tearing just thinking about the subject.
j_c_
The gerbil-cam didn't work out.
ReplyDeleteUh Huh.
ReplyDeleteProcedure is a piece of cake, but involves a substantial doctor/lab fee, and the worst part is the prep the night before.
By the time a cancer bleeds, you're in deep doo doo.
Might as well go with Uhbama's advice and "take a pill". This is "Uhbamacare Cost Control", or "Kill the Old People who Remember the Constitution" who paid into Medicare for 40 years.
Perhaps Uhbama would rather dip into a turd for fecal occult sample, but I'll take the fiber optic colonoscope, thanks. It's the gold standard.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"I still don't get why fiber optic technology hasn't taken the the place of a two foot stainless steel rod 2 inches in diameter"
ReplyDeleteWhat and take away all the sexual thrill for the Doctor???
Not having another one x
We DO have DIY prostate checks here (Germany), the local hospital has a simulator for training purposes.
ReplyDeleteI used to sell home colostomy kits. They never caught on. Mostly women and they couldn't find shoes to match the bag.
ReplyDeleteTim
... and the proctologist says "My God, there are a dozen red roses stuck up your ass!!"
ReplyDeleteand the gay guy goes "Read the card! Read the card!"
ReplyDelete"We DO have DIY prostate checks here (Germany), the local hospital has a simulator for training purposes". - Ole Phat Stu
We've had them here for years also, butt we used the "buddy system". It has been field tested in Sam Fran with simulators, without such great results. Except now they come in a state sponsored "pairs".
Geo
drew-10!
ReplyDeleteIdiocracy: "This one goes in your butt, this one goes in your mouth. No, wait... THIS one goes in your mouth and this one goes in your butt..."
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