You Look Mahvelous
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just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have
sex at 66. I'm so happy, because I live at number 72. So
it's not too
far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the
street, so I don't even have to cross the road! |
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Sid Vicious
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Any word on the rates?
ReplyDelete(What? Ohhh, no particular reason.)
Never pay for what God put on this earth for free.
ReplyDeleteUm, it's NEVER free. Just sayin'
ReplyDeletePussy's like beer. You don't buy it, you rent it.
ReplyDeleteI can tell by his cut he's waiting on a gentleman...or some such.
ReplyDeleteI'm an old friend of Freddie Sykes. He says he's never paid for sex or a cat.
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