scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, July 13, 2013
How staggeringly stupid are they?
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KTV has confirmed that these are the
names of the pilots
Like the closing credits on NPR's "Car Talk". http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
Air-Quality Monitor Carmine Dioxide Air Traffic Control Ulanda U. Lucky Airline Reservation Manager Will Price Randomly Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor Rush Inuit Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov Russian Intern Igor Beaver Russian Vacation Spec Ivana Veekoff
As uncovered by crack reporter Phil McCrevis.
ReplyDeleteTim
Horry Clap!, as you have often said.
ReplyDeleteThe Evening News, produced by Bob Sledd and Phil Derdt. Your announcer this evening will be Sheldon Roestead."
ReplyDeleteSubmitted by investigative reporter Wun Hang Roh.
ReplyDeleteY.M.I.Knotts uprised.
ReplyDeleteM.R.Suhkaz
Reed D. Script
Producers: Doltz & Burkes
Like the closing credits on NPR's "Car Talk".
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
Air-Quality Monitor Carmine Dioxide
Air Traffic Control Ulanda U. Lucky
Airline Reservation Manager Will Price Randomly
Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor Rush Inuit
Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov
Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov
Russian Intern Igor Beaver
Russian Vacation Spec Ivana Veekoff
*points*laffs*
ReplyDeleteThis is the San FranFreakshow local station [where there's a high percentage of *cough* persons of Chinese origin][and ijits]
e~C
What's worse is that this actually came from NTSA. They have apologized.
ReplyDeleteI guess the NTSA didn't hear the part about people lying dead all over the place otherwise they certainly wouldn't have been so crass. Right?
ReplyDeleteI'm Ron Burgandy?
ReplyDeleteMookie
Where was Ho Lee Kow ?
ReplyDeleteI like the Tappett Brother's law firm: Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
ReplyDeleteIt was evidently written by Dâ Foo.
ReplyDeleteI pity him.
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