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Monday, September 30, 2013

CAIR pulls a ACORN- changes name

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China Invents Hairy Stockings

The  Council on American-Islamic Relations  (CAIR*)  is seeking an injunction to stop sales of Hairy Legs in the U.S. They argue that the stockings were not invented by China, but rather are copies of Muslima  legs.

*This Just In.  WTF? Last week the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) formally changed its name to Washington Trust Foundation (WTF). Unlike the above, this is NOT a parody. CAIR's staus as a named terrorist group, and failure to file any tax returns for several years have rendered it increasingly toothless (but still hairy).  


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10 comments:

  1. Kauf Buch9/30/13, 10:21 AM

    The brand is called "Rent A Feminist".

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  2. Juice9/30/13, 12:43 PM

    Nice connect 'tween the post and picture. Alas, the hairy leggings won't help where a muslim is concerned.

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  3. Anonymous9/30/13, 1:00 PM

    I know some sailors *koff* casca *koff* that they wouldn't slow down.
    Tim

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  4. USMC28419/30/13, 1:03 PM

    Those hot dogs are starting to turn.

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  5. DougM9/30/13, 1:49 PM

    I think those stocking are more likely to attract real perverts.

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  6. iri9/30/13, 3:03 PM

    I'm guessing those are pantyhose. You know what I'm thinking.

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  7. Anonymous9/30/13, 4:04 PM

    Old joke. 'If I knew you had more time, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.'
    Tim

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  8. Tom Smith9/30/13, 5:51 PM

    Be warned, Hillary gets a royalty on these so you are kind of supporting her.

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  9. Anonymous9/30/13, 5:59 PM

    Tim, you're wrong on both counts. I'm not a sailor, and although I've had the opportunity on several occasions, I have always turned down beastiality.

    Casca

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  10. iri9/30/13, 7:01 PM

    No doubt Casca. On the other hand you have awoke next to pig at least once.

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