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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

DiFI - "I' tried to shoot my nephew in the face!


Res Ipsa Loquitor

WASHINGTON (BHN) - Sen. Diane Feinstein (RTRD-Ca) wasted no time in capitalizing on Monday's mass shooting at the Washington Navy Yard, by claiming guns are deliberately making many otherwise-normal individuals mentally unstable.

In a hurriedly-called press conference, the California Democrat said, "I ask you, why are these shooters always crazy? The reason is obvious, guns make people go insane - I know the only time I ever held one, I wet myself and attempted to shoot my nephew in the face. Thank God is was unloaded."

Feinstein is well known for her work in reducing gun-related injuries and tirelessly promoting the killing of unborn children.


I did not make this up.  He did.


5 comments:

  1. Photoshop the pic Rodge...Have her holding the so called "Polish Target Pistol"
    I know, I know...It's not a pistol, but it was in the joke.

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  2. Feinstein: Guns Are Making Us Crazy
    What's this "us" shit, Kemo Sabe?
    Get that pissy bitch a padded room, quick, before she can vote again.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  3. Yeah, Guns make people go crazy. Let's legalize marijuana!

    ignore amos

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  4. I think statistics will show that more people have been driven crazy by listening to DiFi than by holding firearms.
    (What? Well, I have, and I just extrapolated.)

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