Telepathic Rape’

Must Eat Brains              “ man in ‘telepathic rape’ case pleads guilty On Tuesday, Utah woman Meloney Sellneit pleaded guilty to illegal gun charges because she convinced her husband to shoot their neighbor because she was the victim of “telepathic rape.” That’s right folks, Meloney got a man shot because she didn’t like that he was :eye-fucking" her. Authorities accused Meloney of illegally purchasing a gun for Michael Selleneit, a violent felon, and inciting him to shoot Tony Pierce twice in the back while Pierce was working in his yard, according to the Salt Lake City Tribune. Michael, 53, later told police Pierce, 41, had been telepathically raping his wife for years and was using crack cocaine to control her mind. Which is why, when wooing a woman telepathically, it pays to teleport flowers and some nice chocolate—and maybe a few roofies—before the telepathic date begins.  Ray Romano explains things. ”