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"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, October 19, 2013
What if..?
Yes,
I am ashamed to have thought of it, and more ashamed to have done so
publicly. But, it is a legitimate Jesuitical question. I
think the
one on the right is cute.
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on two bar stools.
One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re just joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson drafts, please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?”
Jim nods.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country … the history, the beer, the culture …”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and Molson’s, that’s us, eh Jim? Besides, we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going back to England?” asks the bartender.
What if you only like one of them?
ReplyDeleteSo, you have publicly done conjoined twins, Rodger? Is there any video?
ReplyDeleteSounds more like a one-and-one-tenthsome to me.
GrinfilledCelt
No. I have not "done" them. Just wondering about what man badges one might deserve in the event.
ReplyDeleteReally workin' to avoid a "head" joke here boss.
ReplyDeleteI am going to go with your own words Rodgers, "What a crappy post" or similar. I'm tired.
ReplyDeleteAn even MORE pressing question is:
ReplyDeleteIf you have sex with a clone of yourself...is that gay sex or masturbation?
With a little practice, you could probably get one to blow you while the other... never mind. Have you got their number?
ReplyDeleteCasca
Matter of fact, I do
ReplyDelete(619) 239-3884 (ask for Bobbi)
Too good King!
ReplyDeleteTim
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on two bar stools.
ReplyDeleteOne of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re just joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson drafts, please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?”
Jim nods.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country … the history, the beer, the culture …”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and Molson’s, that’s us, eh Jim? Besides, we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going back to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”
One has to ask - if someone married them, would that be polygamy?
ReplyDeleteImagine marriage - could you ever win an argument against your wives?
Would they be allowed two husbands? How would that work?
What if only one has a headache?
No, the kink factor is not enough to compensate for all the hassles that'd come with that package. No thank you.
I'm surprised no one has asked that question we're all dying to know:
ReplyDeleteDo they give heads?
Depends on if you're a 'Lubber or a sailor. One if by land, two if by sea, right? Right?
ReplyDelete-Kv