I found myself singing that schoolboy ditty just now while getting some coffee. To the best of my knowledge, I haven't thought of that deal since Boy Scout Camp in '44. WTF? I think this has something to do with "M Theory."  Here's
something else I don't get.
  Unplugged At least once a week I see a picture of a girl with a massively long tongue, posted by guys who caption it something like "my new girlfriend," or "every man's dream." Huh? I can see how a lesbian would appreciate that "package;" or a girl over a man with that tongue; but men? I'd be afraid that she might get carried away and block my wind pipe. I mean, there's no finding a Heimlich maneuver in the back seat of a car. At least the roll-over girl has gone to the trouble of training hers. The mind boggles there. *shudder* |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Reptilian is the word that comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteWith a forked tongue like that she could sell "government funded" healthcare.
ReplyDeleteIf a man had that, and a blow hole in the back of his neck to breath through.........
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Size doesn't matter.
ReplyDeleteTim Wins with an understated 10!
ReplyDeleteDon't need a blowhole in the back of your neck if you can breathe through your ears...
ReplyDeleteIf I could breathe through my ears, I would never have to eat my own cookin' again.
ReplyDeleteIn baseball, they call them "pinch-hitters". After a long game, it helps to have one to get a home run.
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