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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Tounge in cheek

Two Things
Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom-Tee-A
How did she get that way?
It was the boy next door
He laid her on the floor
And then to her surprise
She saw her belly rise
Ta-Rah-Rah-Yay!

I found myself singing that schoolboy ditty just now while getting some coffee.  To the best of my knowledge, I haven't thought of that deal since Boy Scout Camp in '44.  WTF?  I think this has something to do with "M Theory."



Here's something else I don't get.


Unplugged

At least once a week I see a picture of a girl with a massively long tongue, posted by guys who caption it something like "my new girlfriend," or "every man's dream."   Huh?  I can see how a lesbian would appreciate that "package;" or a girl over a man with that tongue; but men?  I'd be afraid that she might get  carried away and block my wind pipe.  I mean, there's no finding a Heimlich maneuver in the back seat of a car.  At least the roll-over girl has gone to the trouble of training hers.  The mind boggles  there.  *shudder*

8 comments:

  1. Reptilian is the word that comes to mind.

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  2. With a forked tongue like that she could sell "government funded" healthcare.

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  3. If a man had that, and a blow hole in the back of his neck to breath through.........
    Tim

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  4. Don't need a blowhole in the back of your neck if you can breathe through your ears...

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  5. If I could breathe through my ears, I would never have to eat my own cookin' again.

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  6. In baseball, they call them "pinch-hitters". After a long game, it helps to have one to get a home run.

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