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Saturday, January 25, 2014
Google Auto Complete
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What
Your State Wants, According to Google Autocomplete
Google
Autocomplete is notorious for taking a standard search and
anticipating something completely ridiculous.
In the style of Tumblr user [garbled,
looks like Assclown],
we conducted our own experiment and created a map of what each state
wants (according to Autocomplete).
Arizona wants a wall from the river crossing to Nevada south to the Mexican border (to keep the Kalifornicators out,) then east to New Mexico (to keep the Undocumented Tourists out,) then north to Four Points, (again, to keep the Kalifornicators who made it as far as Santa Fe out,) with Sheriff Joe patrolling the wall.
Texas wants gun companies to leave NY, CT and IL and relocate here, where they'll be treated as heroes rather than as the enemy, and won't have to deal with labor unions and stifling state regulations.
I'm iffy about open carry, myself, but I'd settle for Vermont-style gun laws.
Mass. wants to be annexed by Cuba.
ReplyDeletej_c_
winner!
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ReplyDeleteTN wants to see slo-mo replays of ************ a Barrett 50cal, on PPV.
ReplyDeleteAnother job saved or created.
# posted by Blogger Rick Richards : 1/25/14, 10:46 AM
Also, we dun't need no SS inquiries, so "couch" your phrases please.
Michigan wants … to beat Ohio State
ReplyDeleteFlorida wants to impeach and jail Obungler
ReplyDeleteOhio State wants to beat Maryland.
ReplyDeleteuh .. Anonymous
Arizona wants a wall from the river crossing to Nevada south to the Mexican border (to keep the Kalifornicators out,) then east to New Mexico (to keep the Undocumented Tourists out,) then north to Four Points, (again, to keep the Kalifornicators who made it as far as Santa Fe out,) with Sheriff Joe patrolling the wall.
ReplyDeleteWest Virginia wants to be the Hell left alone.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Kansas want Alabama? They have their hands full with Texas, Oklahoma, and OK state.
ReplyDeleteThe original map has Pennsylvania correct. We just want to get back to earning an honest, decent living.
ReplyDeleteAnnoyed White Male
Oregon wants to be just like it's big brother to the South, California.
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Mississippi wants to win some SEC football games.
ReplyDeleteI am logging these.
ReplyDeleteIdaho wants California, Oregon and Washington to sink into the sea.
ReplyDeleteIdahoHunter
Texas wants open carry and public hangings. We also want to shoot foreign invaders like we used to. I'd start in Austin.
ReplyDeleteTexas wants gun companies to leave NY, CT and IL and relocate here, where they'll be treated as heroes rather than as the enemy, and won't have to deal with labor unions and stifling state regulations.
ReplyDeleteI'm iffy about open carry, myself, but I'd settle for Vermont-style gun laws.
Kim