Must Eat
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Blowing Stuff Up
When
a woman gets a vibrator, it's viewed as a bit of naughty fun.
BUT when a guy orders a 24-Volt Sunbeam FKCU Master Pro 5000 blow-up
latex doll with six-speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with
non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in
realistic orgasm scream Dolby surround sound system, with huge breasts
and pink nipples,............. he's called a pervert.
Cuzzin Ricky
I'm
reminded; watched a bit
of a movie titled Lars and the Real
Girl on Netflix last year. Dude falls in love with a sex doll
and brings it with him to social affairs. It
actually disgusted me. Of course, that's obviously due to my inability
to appreciate real art.
Despite
not earning back its initial budget in theatrical release, Lars and the
Real Girl was critically acclaimed. It earned an Academy Award
nomination for "Best Writing (Original Screenplay)", while Gosling
received a Golden Globe Award nomination for "Best Actor in a Motion
Picture Comedy" and a Screen Actors Guild Award nomination for
"Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role". Wiki
The sickest characters? Them what tried to show their capacity
for diversity
by accommodating this sick freak's depravity. Since I only watched
about 20
minutes, however, it could be that they were all blown-up in the end,
and I've misjudged.
Let me know.
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ReplyDeleteI think Cuzzin Ricky left off the description of that doll, the IR Remote that doubles as a laser pointer in the off hours. I know it was included in shipment.
Geo
Interesting, does mechanically aided masturbation become sex slavery if it is a sentient device?
ReplyDeleteOnly before Skynet became self-aware two years ago, Toadold.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, that blow-up doll reminded me of Hanoi Jane in Barbarella. It has about as much soul and personality as she does.
Sir H the Comet
Of course there was "Critical acclaim," that is SOP for the
ReplyDeleteliberal media. Do you mean that someone actually made a
movie about Bud Bundy?
I'm with Cuzzin Ricky.I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
ReplyDeleteI spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough!
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes f*cking nuts!!!
Women, I can't figure them out!.
Tim
We are a suffering lot for sure. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteBut,But,I thought a blow job wasn't "real" sex as Bill defined it.
ReplyDelete"Lars" is actually a good movie. I was afraid it was going to be him and his sex doll, but it is really about his struggle to get back to 'normal' from some serious trauma, and the small town's willingness to support him in his healing, and how it affects them, too.
ReplyDeleteGive it another shot.
Then try "Safety Not Guaranteed".
[sharp intake of breath]
ReplyDeleteNope.
Not stickin' my thing into any electro-mechanical device. Geeze, you guys ever get a safety briefing in shop class?
If you're doll comes with a box of fuses you may want to bump up to 50 amp breaker on a 220v circuit.
ReplyDeleteMy bad just noticed the terminals. haven't seen a non-maintenace free battery in a while. Portability is one of the key features but good luck getting that past the TSA.
ReplyDeleteWord is that the upcoming Model 7500 will also be able to make sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteKim