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Castle Keep
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have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement...
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!” So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'. Work starts on Monday. I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me. Ron "I Metzger in St. Louis" |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Hunh … no balistraria?
ReplyDeleteOkay, prob'ly wouldn't get away with callin' it a mosque, if it had cross-shaped arrow loops.
I see you finally got me my GAU-8. I was hoping it would be in the B-52, but up high in a castle defense will do, as long as I can strafe 'em down below.
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Crenelation never goes out of style.
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