scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Sunday, May 25, 2014
goodbye how are you?
Oh My
the dog ate my homework
.... and a horrible code, and a broken computer, and recitals, and social functions, and ennui. Refunds on request.
The mini-snickers don't have such a sudden onset and there is less chance of the tell tale "burp." Also the fat and protein content of the Snickers let's them sustain longer......and if you are caught you can explain the health benefits of the snicker's....BWAHAHAHA!
I suspect good food and whiskey may be involved also. Remember to give the grandkids at least 3 mini snickers before you return them to their parents.
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ReplyDeleteThat's evil toadold.
I'm not saying it's WRONG...just evil.
Any sufficiently caffeinated sugary drinks will do the trick.
ReplyDeleteRemember, it's payback for when those little blessings were your own kids.
There are so many little pleasures to be had when your kids are raising their own kids. I hope I'm not senile when the great grandchildren come alone.
alone = along
ReplyDeleteDang, must be getting senile.
The mini-snickers don't have such a sudden onset and there is less chance of the tell tale "burp." Also the fat and protein content of the Snickers let's them sustain longer......and if you are caught you can explain the health benefits of the snicker's....BWAHAHAHA!
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ReplyDeleteOh! Great idea! One new way of having revenge against my kids.