scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Thursday, May 29, 2014
Reality Bites
BEAT MY CAPTION!
Win
fame
What illegals think America will be
like (Rollover)
Okay, I'll buy the irony board being used for a TV stand, but that appliance on the left should be put back in the closet before it falls on some toddler's head.
In the low-budget remake of "Day of the Triffids", young Nguyen is cornered by one of the aliens disguised as a holiday tree. He attempts to fend off the hideous being with his trusty PPK. But, he has failed to realize what every golfer knows - trees are 90% air and his efforts are for naught.
"Young Elliot shows his hatred for Santa by killing a Christmas tree."
ReplyDeleteAmerica is great! There is all of this free stuff in white people's houses!
ReplyDeleteJosh
Chan tries out the New York 250 sq. ft. micro model apartment.
ReplyDeleteSleeping on the bicycle was difficult, otherwise, it was OK.
Reminds me of this apt. for rent:
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=101
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailguner dick
You lazy *&%_#@. I worked hard stealing this crap. Go get your own before I bust ya.
ReplyDeleteDespite how much stuff his parents gave him, Hermie was still a virgin at age 22.
ReplyDelete"We keep spendin' most our lives, livin' in a gangsta's paradise"
ReplyDeleteWhat's REALLY behind Door # 3 ...
ReplyDelete"Wet Dream"
ReplyDeleteOMG Tailgunner--that site is hilarious--my stomach hurts. Oh, and I used the n that you left off your name.
ReplyDeleteWha...what happened to my Xmas golf club under the tree?
ReplyDeletePS-May I be a brevet PFC, yer Madge?
GaGator
Oye gringo! Those drugs are mine!
ReplyDeleteThe real "occupy" movement: Occupy your parents' spare bathroom.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll buy the irony board being used for a TV stand, but that appliance on the left should be put back in the closet before it falls on some toddler's head.
ReplyDeleteReturn the club or the caddie gets it in the head!
ReplyDeleteIn the low-budget remake of "Day of the Triffids", young Nguyen is cornered by one of the aliens disguised as a holiday tree. He attempts to fend off the hideous being with his trusty PPK. But, he has failed to realize what every golfer knows - trees are 90% air and his efforts are for naught.
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