scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Hopefully there's some "Gentleman Jack" for you to mix your tea with....Tetzman
I'm a little teapotshort and stout,here is my handle here is my other handle...Oh crap! I'm a sugar bowl!OBB
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat,They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note.
Jack and Jill went up the hill they each had a buck and a quarterJill came down with 2 and a half, Now I bet they weren't up there for water.Tim
Hickory, Dickory, Dock Three Mice Ran Up The ClockThe Clock Struck OneAnd The Rest escaped With Minor Injuries.
My mouse is misbehaving and my keyboard's on the fritz. The computer's not computing, but is dropping bytes and bits. The hard drive's click-click-clicking and the printer's spitting ink. The CD's started stuttering. The screen is on the blink. The memory is failing. Things are grinding to a halt. And, even worse, I realize it's probably my fault. I thought it would be funny. It was really just a joke. I never thought the whole computer might go up in smoke. I guess I learned my lesson: When it comes to your PCs, it's best if you don't ever try to feed the mouse some cheese.--Kenn Nesbitt
Mary had a little sheep,And with this sheep, she did sleepThis little sheep turned out to be a ram,Now Mary has, a little lamb
Mary had a little planein which she used to frisk.Wasn't she a silly girlher little *
(really, I shouldn't, but I just cannot help myself)Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboardto get old Rover a bone.But when she bent over, old Rover drover her'cause old Rover has a bone of his own.
Little Jack HornerSat in the cornerEating his brother.Kim
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Hopefully there's some "Gentleman Jack" for you to mix your tea with....
ReplyDeleteTetzman
I'm a little teapot
ReplyDeleteshort and stout,
here is my handle
here is my other handle...
Oh crap! I'm a sugar bowl!
OBB
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
ReplyDeleteIn a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
ReplyDeletethey each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 and a half,
Now I bet they weren't up there for water.
Tim
Hickory, Dickory, Dock
ReplyDeleteThree Mice Ran Up The Clock
The Clock Struck One
And The Rest escaped With Minor Injuries.
My mouse is misbehaving
ReplyDeleteand my keyboard's on the fritz.
The computer's not computing,
but is dropping bytes and bits.
The hard drive's click-click-clicking
and the printer's spitting ink.
The CD's started stuttering.
The screen is on the blink.
The memory is failing.
Things are grinding to a halt.
And, even worse, I realize
it's probably my fault.
I thought it would be funny.
It was really just a joke.
I never thought the whole computer
might go up in smoke.
I guess I learned my lesson:
When it comes to your PCs,
it's best if you don't ever try
to feed the mouse some cheese.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Mary had a little sheep,
ReplyDeleteAnd with this sheep, she did sleep
This little sheep turned out to be a ram,
Now Mary has, a little lamb
Mary had a little plane
ReplyDeletein which she used to frisk.
Wasn't she a silly girl
her little *
(really, I shouldn't, but I just cannot help myself)
ReplyDeleteOld mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard
to get old Rover a bone.
But when she bent over, old Rover drover her
'cause old Rover has a bone of his own.
Little Jack Horner
ReplyDeleteSat in the corner
Eating his brother.
Kim