scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, June 14, 2014
The SHART
BEAT MY CAPTION!
Win
fame
“Cafeteria
tacos; Barry could feel a sure shart
trying to escape, and that would end his plan to
ask Jenifer to the
prom. Not that she'd likely
accept. But still. ”
Young Anthony Weiner decides to send his first "special photo" to a young lady. The first problem is carefully positioning the polaroid camera unobtrusively while in class and still ensuring s sufficiently impressive presentation of the subject matter.
I remember those dark days in the sixties eating stuff in the elementary school cafeteria that would make a billy goat puke. I still shudder every time I think of it.
I'll ask her out, but first I must do something about the load in my pants.
ReplyDeleteYoung Anthony Weiner decides to send his first "special photo" to a young lady. The first problem is carefully positioning the polaroid camera unobtrusively while in class and still ensuring s sufficiently impressive presentation of the subject matter.
ReplyDeleteNever fart next to a cute girl.
ReplyDeleteNever fart next to a cute girl.
Never fart next to a cute girl.
No caption, but there is this:
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I remember those dark days in the sixties eating
stuff in the elementary school cafeteria that would
make a billy goat puke. I still shudder every time
I think of it.
Much to his surprise, Barry found that Jenifer was serious when she said: "If you don't shut up, I'll smash your balls with a book."
ReplyDeleteOh no, there's Jennifer, there's the bell, and I've got a hard-on.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"I swear, this is the last time I try to cop a feel off a trannie."
ReplyDelete"I swear, this is the last time I try to cop a feel off a trannie."
ReplyDeleteMoshelle wants us to eat this crap?
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A picture of the very moment when Bob realized that he just sat down on his own balls.
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