scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
This seems somewhat exaggerated to me. But then, I don't ever wear pants.
Last year I mentioned to a Northern friend how easy it is to control our weight down here in South Florida. She was very interested in our activities and said she would immediately like to lose XX pounds. I asked why.
I can't help but remember the country girls' technique of my youth. They would buy a pair of jeans they could take a dip into a stock tank. They'd wear the jeans until they dried out and shrunk to fit. Of course if they grew some they'd be carrying a pair of pliers so they could zip up after going to the bathroom.
Had this taken place in the back of a 70 Chevelle with blue and red flashing lights coming through the rear window, it would have been a 5 second exercise. -Anymouse
Gotta wait for the ending!
ReplyDeleteI like that at the end giving credits: GALO FRITO. Direct translation from Portuguese: Fried Rooster. But I prefer "Fried Cock."
ReplyDeleteNo, smart aleck, before you think it, I don't. I just prefer the modified translation. Seems to fit the theme of the video better.
ReplyDeleteI loved the punch line.
ReplyDeleteThis seems somewhat exaggerated to me. But then, I don't ever wear pants.
ReplyDeleteLast year I mentioned to a Northern friend how easy it is to control our weight down here in South Florida. She was very interested in our activities and said she would immediately like to lose XX pounds. I asked why.
"To fit into a nice pair of jeans."
I've seen worse.
ReplyDeleteAnd the only way they come off easier is with liberal applications of tequila to the tonsils.
Kim
I can't help but remember the country girls' technique of my youth. They would buy a pair of jeans they could take a dip into a stock tank. They'd wear the jeans until they dried out and shrunk to fit. Of course if they grew some they'd be carrying a pair of pliers so they could zip up after going to the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteHad this taken place in the back of a 70 Chevelle with blue and red flashing lights coming through the rear window, it would have been a 5 second exercise. -Anymouse
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