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Monday, September 15, 2014

A professional virgin??












The Playboy bunny turned plastic surgeon first made headlines in 2012 after admitting to injecting daughter Hannah- then 15- with Botox, as well as giving youngest daughter Poppy boob job and liposuction vouchers worth £15,000 when she was just 7 years old.

'For my 53rd birthday recently I had virginal rejuvenation to keep me not only young on the outside but inside also- back to being a virgin all over again,’ she says.

Revealing that she was unable to have sex for three weeks after surgery- ‘the longest I have ever gone without surgery’, Sarah believes the sex is now better than ever, though she admits much of it is ‘in the mind’.

I am not making this up.
Yes, Douchebag.

6 comments:

  1. An amazing number of people will think this is weird but have no problem with the idea of a sex change operation.
    Tim

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  2. So, this waste of human skin is a cosmetic surgeon ? Physician, heal thyself ! Looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with a brick. The kids have my sympathy for having that wretch for a mother. Merde !

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  3. A famous gone-Galt physician of my acquaintance [and you know who you are] is all the time getting hit up for free medical advice. Frequently, people start off with, Hey doc, it hurts when I do thia. His standard answer is, then don't do that.

    True story.

    Sir H the Comet

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  4. Do "this". It hurts when I do "this" not "thia". Dammit.

    Sir H the Comet

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  5. Sir H, my Dad's an MD and growing up that was his standard answer to my siblings and myself whenever we came to him with injuries. . . . makes me laugh now.

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  6. So ... did she give her daughter permanent BJ mouth, too?

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