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For years, women have often declared they can either
orgasm through sex or foreplay.
But new research suggests we may all have been wrong.
For there is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm, a clitoral orgasm or
even a G-spot, new research claims.
[Full
Scientific Report!]
BUT WAIT!
WHO CARES?
The
vaginal orgasm does exist for men!
Yes,
it's pretty straight forward for men. No gangling apparatus to
worry about, just a single piston. Plus, it runs on damned near
anything, and takes, on average, just 5 seconds to bring a satisfying result, as this MRI video of the male orgasm shows. (Developed
by the Barn Army Dept. of Rest and Recreation)
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I think the scientists might not be doing it right.
ReplyDeleteNah, I always thought that the G-spot was an invention of Cosmo magazine, and the vaginal orgasm an invention of feminists.
ReplyDeleteThe best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.
ReplyDeleteTim
If Tim hasn't taken the Quote Of The Ding Dong Day for today, he damned well should have.
ReplyDeleteI mentioned this study to a few drinking buddies.
ReplyDelete100% said, "Who cares?"
poletax
As a horny teenager back in the 70s, I was up on all the
ReplyDeletescientific literature of the time. Back then, the consensus
was that the Clitoris was responsible for the female
orgasm. This idea was not new. All the way back to ancient
times, this was known. In the pre-Muslim Middle East,
Female Genital Mutilation was done to rob women of any
sense of pleasure in the act.
Some dork comes along with the idea of a mythical "G" Spot
and erases 5,000 years of knowledge. How in the hell
does this happen?
Bacon???
ReplyDeleteWhere was bacon?
I didn't see bacon!
I want bacon!!!