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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Vegans live longer because ...





Today's Homily


7 comments:

  1. And contain salt.

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  2. Well, vegans don't actually live longer.
    It's just that those statistics are based on official death certificates, and dead vegans may not be missed for years.

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  3. Actually it just seems longer.

    JLW III

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  4. Well, I imagine they spend more time crapping and you know inactive time seems to drag compared with busy time. Long times on the throne can seem endless when that bean loaf in the oven needs your attention.

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  5. Q. How can you tell when someone is a vegan?

    A. Don't worry: They'll tell you!

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  6. They don't live longer - it just seems that way because their lives are so miserable.

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  7. Yep, agree with the above. When your suffering appears endless time drags out forever and ever and ever. Subjectively they usually die, in a herd, going over a cliff when they feel 10,301 years old.

    Poor bastards. If only they ate the occasional chipmunk.

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