So these two dogs ..

Catharsis

WOOF The owner of a female dog who was "in heat" agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while they were on vacation.   She had a large house and believed that she would be keep the two dogs apart.   Predictably, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds downstairs.  She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.   Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, despite the late hour she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.   Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."   "Do you think that will work?" she asked.   "Just worked on me," he replied. T.Mann