So this guy walks into a bookstore ...

I was walking through the mall and I saw that there was a “Islamic Book  Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in an Islamic bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientèle, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?” The clerk said, “F*** off, get out and stay out!” I said, “Yes, that’s the one! Do you have it in paperback?” Stu Tarlowe