scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Wednesday, March 09, 2016
Sometimes ...
Sometimes—when you cry—nobody sees the tears. Sometimes—when you're happy—nobody sees your smile. But fart just one time ...
That reminds of the joke about how ancient warriors got their nick names. One noble warrior complained. "You can fight countless battles and duels, hunt and kill wild boar with just an eating knife, but get really drunk one time and have sex with a goat.."
It's hard not to notice when you can't breath.
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That reminds of the joke about how ancient warriors got their nick names.
ReplyDeleteOne noble warrior complained.
"You can fight countless battles and duels, hunt and kill wild boar with just an eating knife, but get really drunk one time and have sex with a goat.."