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Monday, March 28, 2016

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POSTED FROM MY BATHROOM


3 comments:

  1. ORANGE is the NEW PANTSUIT
    (Fiction, but I can dream, can't I?)

    Hillary's, it's said, gettin' queazy,
    The slog to the Whitehouse, not easy.
    Ol' Bern has hung in
    She thought him 'has been'
    Maybe it's time to do sleazy.

    And Bill's the sleaze connoisseur
    He mastered the political tour
    But Bill's in decline
    Some say 'Past his prime'
    So, how to take Bern out, for sure?

    It's time for the Vince Foster gang
    It's been ages, and no one has sang
    So, a phone call is placed
    It's time to lay waste
    To this grey socialist windbag. BANG!

    But the one thing she couldn't have known
    Was the backdoor to her iPhone
    Kept the Russians, Chinese,
    FBI wannabes
    Dialed in to the plot that she'd sown.

    The Federal boys soon won the day
    They had her cold. What could she say?
    She sung at the trial
    She shouldn't have dialed
    And her White House turned into grey.

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  2. C'est merveilleux . . . et parfait.

    Excelsior, Sonoboy.

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  3. Ringing them loud and clear with that meme! Will no one ever remove the Clintons from our room?!

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