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Friday, May 13, 2016

re: kleptos

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

3 comments:

  1. I'm stealing that one!
    Tim

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  2. There are 3 kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.
    Phil N. LeBlanc

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  3. Ricky Gervais on Caitlyn Jenner:
    Referring to Jenner's involvement in a car crash on Malibu, Calif.’s Pacific Coast Highway in February 2015 that resulted in the death of another woman. "She didn't do a lot for women drivers, but you can't have everything, can ya? Not at the same time." Luigi

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