Be My Valentine

93-Year Old Man Wins a Storytelling Contest With a Hilarious Story About His Valentines in 1933 Amongst the bunch of valentines I received in the second grade was one from my secret crush, Pat Szatkowski.  On the back of the envelope she inscribed "SWAK."  I asked my mom what that meant and she said "Sealed With a Kiss." I was mortified, and ecstatic all at once.  I was in love with Patricia all the way through the 4th grade when she dumped me for a 5th grader. Bitch.