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Thursday, October 05, 2017
OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Muslim Figure: “We must have Pork-Free Menus Or We Will Leave U.S.”
I might even buy you a ticket if you renounce US citizenship, green card, visa and/or passport when you leave. Well......WTF are you waiting for? You too, Hollywood elites. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I've said this before. Here's the basic difference between Jews and Muslims: Offered pork, the Jew says, "None for me, Thanks!"; the Muslim says "I don't eat that crap, and you should have your head cut off for serving it!"
So anyway, when they leave (and who knew getting rid of them could be so easy?), will they go back to whatever Krapistan they came from, or will they skip that and just go back to the God-forsaken, utterly fucked-up planet from whence Islam first came, like a fucking plague, to Earth?
Here's an idea... How about a preemptive Middle Eastern strike with critical mass powered bacon bombs ? That way we can stop them before they try to infiltrate into our country. Replace the plutonium inside with double smoked, cider cured rashers of Farmland's Finest and coat the casing with industrial strength double hardened layers of rendered lard. That would provide complete target coverage and area saturation ensuring total contamination of the Islamists. No more calls, we have a winner......
Far away Catherwood, just roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the table... ...but everyone knew her as Nancy. Oops, wrong record. Worthless, not to Melanie Fabor, Audry Farber, Betty Jo Biealowski...Oh you mean Nancy! We're all Bozos on the Bus!
See Ya!
ReplyDeleteWould you like a pork chop sandwich for the trip??
ReplyDeleteFree pork............lots of it
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ReplyDeleteThey don't mind pork when they're the recipient of our tax dollars, now do they.
Sir H the Comet
With this li'l snack:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu6Y1BorMZg
ReplyDeletepoletax
Toodles!
ReplyDeleteDon't let the door hit ya where allah split ya.
ReplyDeleteBacon on everything!
ReplyDeleteGee. I dunno. I really have to think about this. Hmmm.
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Bye!
I might even buy you a ticket if you renounce US citizenship, green card, visa and/or passport when you leave.
ReplyDeleteWell......WTF are you waiting for? You too, Hollywood elites.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I've said this before. Here's the basic difference between Jews and Muslims: Offered pork, the Jew says, "None for me, Thanks!"; the Muslim says "I don't eat that crap, and you should have your head cut off for serving it!"
ReplyDeleteSo anyway, when they leave (and who knew getting rid of them could be so easy?), will they go back to whatever Krapistan they came from, or will they skip that and just go back to the God-forsaken, utterly fucked-up planet from whence Islam first came, like a fucking plague, to Earth?
Well....Bye.
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea... How about a preemptive Middle Eastern strike with critical mass powered bacon bombs ? That way we can stop them before they try to infiltrate into our country. Replace the plutonium inside with double smoked, cider cured rashers of Farmland's Finest and coat the casing with industrial strength double hardened layers of rendered lard. That would provide complete target coverage and area saturation ensuring total contamination of the Islamists. No more calls, we have a winner......
ReplyDelete"Regnad Kcin"! As old fans of Proctor, Bergman, Austin and Ossman, we crack up whenever we see your handle!
ReplyDeleteAnn Hedonia & Sam Paku
Far away Catherwood, just roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the table...
ReplyDelete...but everyone knew her as Nancy. Oops, wrong record.
Worthless, not to Melanie Fabor, Audry Farber, Betty Jo Biealowski...Oh you mean Nancy!
We're all Bozos on the Bus!
gsebes
"Buh-Bye!"
ReplyDeleteBuh-Bye!
ReplyDeleteBring On The Bacon!
ReplyDeletewho knew a diet lacking in bacon made people so dumb?
ReplyDelete"Who knew a diet lacking in bacon made people so dumb?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, that must be why Jews have such a reputation for low IQs! [For you folks in Rio Linda, that was sarcasm!]
Caballero Andante
If it was only that easy. If it was, even snow cones would have some bacon fat in the ingredients.
ReplyDeleteJess, perhaps we should spread that rumor in the moslem communities.
ReplyDeleteNot much to add but this…
ReplyDeleteDon't let the door hit you in the ass................
ReplyDeleteAwwww prairie shit - just to show ya what a good guy I am, I will help ya pack!!!
ReplyDeleteBolivar
If God didn't want EVERYONE to eat pork, He wouldn't have made it taste so darn good after being slow-smoked over mesquite and applewood!
ReplyDeleteMuzzie's don't want to eat pork? More for me!
"If God didn't want EVERYONE to eat pork, He wouldn't have made it taste so darn good after being slow-smoked over mesquite and applewood!"
ReplyDeleteSo what are you saying? That God was just kidding around with all that business about dietary laws and keeping Kosher?
Caballero Andante
Caballero, it just tastes better when you know it's forbidden.
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