scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, October 06, 2017
So it WASN'T Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell who died?
OK, I get it now. It was that guy from Playboy. Somehow, when they said that HUGH HEFNER was dead, I thought they said “HUGE HEIFER”! Never mind! Cheers, ST
Last time it was reported that Orca Winfrey died it was because she was wearing a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
ReplyDeleteTim
We heard that Oprah was busted at the airport when they found 50 lbs. of crack in her panties.
ReplyDeleteBut wait, there's more!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the best part of an Oprah Winfrey joke!
"You get the joke! YOU get the joke1 You ALL get the joke!"