scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
This year, as I've been doing for years, I have my house decorated with all manner of Christmas lights and decorations, as well as a big menorah and some Hanukah-themed decorations.
But then I thought, "Gee, there's a chance that my new neighbor across the street, Abdul, might find all this offensive."
So, rather than leave it to chance, I spray-painted "Mohammed was a fucking pedophile" on my garage door.
" I haven't seen your neighbor Abdul lately, do you know what's up with him? " , "I gave him a goat for Christmas." , "So?" , "It had an STD and now Abdul has it."
"Haaaate Speeeech!!!"
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
that I can get behind!!! Merry Christmas everyone!! :)
ReplyDeleteThis year, as I've been doing for years, I have my house decorated with all manner of Christmas lights and decorations, as well as a big menorah and some Hanukah-themed decorations.
ReplyDeleteBut then I thought, "Gee, there's a chance that my new neighbor across the street, Abdul, might find all this offensive."
So, rather than leave it to chance, I spray-painted "Mohammed was a fucking pedophile" on my garage door.
Merry Christmas and a Very Politically Incorrect Happy New Year to Everyone!
ReplyDelete" I haven't seen your neighbor Abdul lately, do you know what's up with him? " , "I gave him a goat for Christmas." , "So?" , "It had an STD and now Abdul has it."
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