A retired seventy-five year old Baltimore manicurist Bunny Winslow
(right) filed a $25 million sexual assault suit against obscure
blogger
Real King of France.
The attempted rape supposedly occurred in 1959.
"On our first (and only) blind date he took me to the Timonium
Drive-in. We weren't there more than five minutes when he put his
arm
around me. When I turned, his hand touched my breast. He
made no
attempt to remove it for several seconds and then he gave it a pinch.
I could smell his lust. To this day, every time the movie
The Brain Eaters
is shown on television I'm thrown into a deep depression that
will
last upwards of a year. He was wearing Old Spice, and he had a black
car, a Ford I think. The next day at school I saw him with a
bunch of
boys and they were all laughing; I know he was bragging about
feeling me up. He never asked
me out again.
She never married.
Mr RKOF commented, after being served, "I've never seen 'The Brain
Eaters.' I
t's rumored that super blogger Doug Ross will ask him
to
return all of his
Fabulous
50 Blog awards.
Absolutely friggin' hilarious. You have a gift.
ReplyDeleteWTFO - you running for office as a Republican? I hadn't heard
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Good show.
ReplyDeleteIf that happened to me I would be sued for 'Disappointment'.
poletax
That's what all you pervys say: 'I didn't touch her!' Yeah, I bet you undressed her with your brain when your eyes accidentally saw the flash of her cats-eye glasses.
ReplyDeleteThe way she looks? I believe you!
ReplyDeleteWhat's a measly $25million to a real king?
ReplyDelete"What's a measly $25million ..."
ReplyDeleteBut what of my reputation as a gentleman?