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These shoes came billed as "Technology will help prostitution." So I'm thinking (before reading the text) 'how will they do that?' I came up with these possibilities:
- The shoes are a credit card processor
- They blare out "Your time is up .. please insert another $50" at programmed intervals.
- The LCD screen shows porn films to keep the "John" excited while she performs.
- The shoes dispense discount coupons for off Broadway musicals
The answer is none of the above. The shoes are outfitted
with a built in GPS receiver and an emergency button that relays both
the prostitute’s location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency
services.
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