Sunday, October 22, 2006

Global Warming Boobs

Steele ad

A little Maryland ass-kicking
Background: Ben Cardin is the 20 year Democrat congressman from MD who is running against Lt. Gov Michael Steele - holding his first elected office. They both want the retiring Paul Sarbane's Senate seat. Cardin has been running ads that almost exclusively show Steele with Bush. That's pretty much it. Did you know that Micheal Steel shook hands with President Bush? Woooooo. Now that some polls show Steele ahead in the race, Cardin unleashed his big guns - a spot that accused Steele of "taking special interest money. Woooooo" L'nMAO here Boss. With that in mind, watch the video.

Plain Fucked!

This fucker is broken

Halloween Prank

MM

Beach Balls

I did it for science

This item has been floating around the web, and I'm calling bullshit on it.  When subjected to cold, the testicles ascend, and seek cover in the cave.  They don't shrivel up.  I'll  prove it.  I'm - as we speak - sitting on an iron bench we have on the deck, with the test items engaged.  My  feet are in  a tub  of ice water.  Brrrrr.

Now, I remove my feet, and turn on the portable gas heater.

It's getting warm. 

I'm beginning to sweat.

Okay, now I'll stand


Retro Dolly

Do you know who this is?
(Rollover when you give up - it's not Madonna)

WSJ Chart

Charts of desperation
Sen. Kerry's Ski Chart

The WSJ Does Democrat Propaganda?

Posted by Dan Riehl on October 22, 2006 - 01:15.

In what looks to be a rather misleading piece of information, reporter Jeanne Cummings of the Wall Street Journal has an article touting the fiscal responsibility of Democrats when it comes to campaign finance management, but the facts don't seem to support that case.

via Three Sources it appears that DailyKos, among others, are picking up the theme, perhaps as a way to assure voters that Liberals aren't the poor fiscal managers and tax and spend legislators history has proved them to be.

If you scroll down at the WSJ link you'll find a prominently featured pie chart
          We call this bull shit pie
which actually suggests Democrats have kept operational expenses down. The chart does lend that impression, as it relies on raw expenditure dollar amounts, but everyone, especially the Wall Street Journal should know that those numbers can't be analyzed as raw data. They need to be looked at as percentages of the gross number of dollars raised.


Two points -
  1. That KOS and democrats would even attempt to make hay out of such an arcane piece of crap is interesting.  That data, even it was true, would not persuade even a single voter to swap sides.  Not one.  It's simply another  naked woman proxy in the great liberal circle-jerk of the self satisfied.
  2. The Wall Street Journal, editorial pages aside, has been clocked as more liberal than even the New York Times.

Kerry in the Dock

The Story Dan Rather could have told, and saved his career

Kenneth J. Campbell, Ph.D
University of Delaware professor Kenneth J. Campbell, Ph.D. A John Kerry key war crimes "witness," in 1971, and the man who filed the 2004 lawsuit that kept "Stolen Honor," a film exposing John Kerry as an utter fraud, from being broadcast,  has been forced to admit that everything he said about what he witnessed in Vietnam was a lie.  Kenneth J. Campbell is a liar.

Thanks to SondraK for catching this delicious morsel.  John Kerry is being sued

''Now, a lawsuit filed in Philadelphia’s Court of Common Pleas will test the very foundation of Kerry’s anti-war persona for the first time. ''<snip>

''Forced to spend huge sums to defend ourselves from these frivolous lawsuits, we have filed a countersuit against these Kerry surrogates and intend to reveal the truth about the lawsuits and their sponsors. We believe that we can prove that the purpose of nearly two years of litigation was to cover up for Kerry’s treachery, to drain us financially and spiritually, and to prevent us from setting the record straight.'' -"Vietnam Veterans Legacy Foundation"

I hope it elicits testimony abut the vote Kerry's group held on whether or not to  assassinate United States senators who opposed them. ("When Talk Turned To Assassination He Exited, Liar Says")

Mom Spanked the Gay Out of Me

Tonight on Schlong-O-Vision
''Mom Spanked the Gay Out of Me''
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Is that Bill Gates?