
This guy could be a Proctor and Gamble sales rep calling his office, or a guy named Lenny pretending to be a 4 year-old girl.
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month, in what I can only assume is an act of rebellion against their
father, Rahouey & Hucker bought Macs, making it a clean sweep for
Apple amongst the Schlong kiddies. Hucker brought his new laptop
over, and I have to say I'm impressed by some of what I saw.
There's a built in camera over the screen. He called his
brother's Mac - yes phoned him using the computer- and Ro appeared in
real time. The conversation was fluid, as was the image.
None of the jerkiness I associated with "picture phones."
While I'm not at all sure I welcome this technology, I see one
immediate benefit down the line. Teenybopper girls who make new
"friends" via any of the myriad bulletin boards, will no longer have to
worry whether new BFF Buffy Anne is really not some 40 year-old pervert
named Lenny.
While I'm on the subject of technology, I'm glad this GPS thing didn't
happen when I was a yoot. Early on, I was a sales rep for a food
company, and one of the bennies of being in outside sales is - or was -
a certain freedom of time management. Don't misunderstand.
I was always the top producer, but if I wanted to shop for a Christmas
present between calls, I did. If I felt like taking in a movie, I
could. I understand today's sales reps are getting company cars
equipped with GPS monitors that allow - make that "force" - their
manager to track whereabouts. I shudder, without apology.
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Bennies - A few years ago I was visiting sunny Florida where brother Lycurgus lives. He arranged for us to go out grouper fishing with his redneck pal who was a rep for a paper company.
ReplyDeleteWe're sitting out in the bay with lines in the water when his cellie rings. "What? Yeah. Well, I'm on I-4 at the moment but I'll get on that this evening or tomorrow morning at the latest. Thanks. Bye"
Whereupon we all burst out laughing.
Windows Live messenger also has the video call built in and when you are both on a broadband connection it is great! No lag or tiling just smooth video both ways.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.....I thought Lenny WAS a P&G Sales Rep.
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