scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Hi guys - the loadmaster of the C-130 two planes over asked me to stop by and see if you have a coupla cargo straps we could borrow... Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
What do you mean I'm "not flapping fast enough?"
ReplyDelete"..No I didn't What's a Static Line?"
ReplyDeleteOkay,now what? - embycil
ReplyDeleteHi guys - the loadmaster of the C-130 two planes over asked me to stop by and see if you have a coupla cargo straps we could borrow...
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
But Barrack told me I could do anything!
ReplyDelete...so the Texan throws the Mexican out and yells, "Remember the Alamo!"
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"if I survive, this, I'm going to kill you"
ReplyDelete"You Bastard!"
"Now what do I do?"
Heh...been there, done this...
ReplyDelete"You think the Black Blotch will cover my Pee-stain?"
First time dropper.....
Wollf
he'll be lucky if he still has his shirt or his chute, going out the door unbuttoned like that. super no-no...
ReplyDeleteWhat, youve been messing with my wife, my dog and my 'chute?
ReplyDeleteCan you spare a few moments to talk about how Jehovah can bring light into your life?
ReplyDeletechute?
ReplyDeleteSay, you wouldn't know anything about fixing a gas stove, would you?
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