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Crack
Found on Governor's Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Yes! All our journalism students should go to whatever school produced these leads.
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Hilarious! I love screwball headlines.
ReplyDeletePanda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.....After consulting the "I Ching" no doubt.
ReplyDelete"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"......"Paid holidays forfeited."
ReplyDeleteIf the 7 foot doctors lose, they're well qualified to take their case to a higher court.
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- a couple of old favorites of mine via Jay Lenno.
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As far as Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant , that would be a good idea for anybody caught with gang tattoos.
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My favorite (from James Taranto's "Best of the Web Today")
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"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over -- Demands Offspring To Be Raised Catholic"
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