scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Donno where I saw it, coulda been here . . .Little girl is outside talking to the little boy from down the street. Girl's mother calls her in for dinner."Clarence showed me his thing today," she told her mother."Oh? What thing is that?" the mother asked. "You know, Mommy. The thing down there.""Well," the mother said, grinning to herself, "what did you think of it?""It reminded me of a peanut.""Why, because it was so small?""No. Because it was salty."
I'm dying here, and no - you didn't read it here. My only out loud laugh this week.
ET,Damn your hide!I lost almost three fingers of good Scotch Whiskey from laughing at that punch line.Boy-Howdy..........I needed that one after all that has transpired today.-Sven in Colorado
ET, Winner Winner!!!!!Ozaob
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Donno where I saw it, coulda been here . . .
ReplyDeleteLittle girl is outside talking to the little boy from down the street. Girl's mother calls her in for dinner.
"Clarence showed me his thing today," she told her mother.
"Oh? What thing is that?" the mother asked.
"You know, Mommy. The thing down there."
"Well," the mother said, grinning to herself, "what did you think of it?"
"It reminded me of a peanut."
"Why, because it was so small?"
"No. Because it was salty."
I'm dying here, and no - you didn't read it here. My only out loud laugh this week.
ReplyDeleteET,
ReplyDeleteDamn your hide!
I lost almost three fingers of good Scotch Whiskey from laughing at that punch line.
Boy-Howdy..........I needed that one after all that has transpired today.
-Sven in Colorado
ET, Winner Winner!!!!!
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