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"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Juicy MUG
Barn Army Ground Gunnery School
Major Lt. "Ball Crusher" Juice, Commandant Her Batman, Semen Commando Juice
I'm reporting your ass, you subversive MFr! Everyone knows that the letter "U" doesn't come after "F" in the alphabet! Your climb back into my good graces will be a long and perilous one.
I was disappointed that I don't see an 8-track player, but since you installed the bonzo grill, I'm re-upping anyhow. Coupla questions Roi de Fwance: What's the tattoo on Maj. Lt. Juice's forearm? I see BJ and Cape Cod Orca, but who's the in the third Wanted Post... ummm, Target Recognition Card? Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I am not a blogger just enjoy reading them This is my favorite So I cant join the Barn Army because I am not a blogger. So I would like to offer my services as a reserve in the barn army my title... brevet private major adult beverage procurement spec. Spanky
Spanky - 75% of the Barn Army ranks come directly from the civilian world. The only qualification for enlistment is that you be willing to invade Canada, nuke Seattle and Berkeley, and hang every elected Democrat, and a lot of RINO. If you want to be in the yearbook, we need a picture of good size and quality.
I am totally in favor of invading Canada, nuking Seattle and Berkely, but I draw the line at hanging the Dems and Rinos. As a Navy vet, I muchly prefer keelhauling.
I'm reporting your ass, you subversive MFr! Everyone knows that the letter "U" doesn't come after "F" in the alphabet! Your climb back into my good graces will be a long and perilous one.
ReplyDeleteCuzzin Rick
I was disappointed that I don't see an 8-track player, but since you installed the bonzo grill, I'm re-upping anyhow. Coupla questions Roi de Fwance:
ReplyDeleteWhat's the tattoo on Maj. Lt. Juice's forearm?
I see BJ and Cape Cod Orca, but
who's the in the third Wanted Post... ummm, Target Recognition Card?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I'm pretty sure the third picture is a female...probably Nancy Pelosi or John Edwards.
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I am not a blogger just enjoy reading them This is my favorite So I cant join the Barn Army because I am not a blogger. So I would like to offer my services as a reserve in the barn army my title... brevet private major adult beverage procurement spec. Spanky
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Dick - The 8 track is in the B-52. This is a converted school bus that serves as a classroom.
ReplyDeleteSpanky - 75% of the Barn Army ranks come directly from the civilian world. The only qualification for enlistment is that you be willing to invade Canada, nuke Seattle and Berkeley, and hang every elected Democrat, and a lot of RINO. If you want to be in the yearbook, we need a picture of good size and quality.
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ReplyDeleteRodger, possibly your best work ever, of course I'm partial to large breasted women with tude.
ReplyDeleteCasca
I like it too; it appears her Juciness is lost in the desert right now though, so we'll wait for her 2¢.
ReplyDeleteJuice, you're a babe.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin.
Boy am I late to this party!
ReplyDeleteRodger! You're da MAN! Mr. Juice and I are loving every bit of your 'fantastique' sense of humor and view.
God luv ya :-}
All dat gonna fit on a stein?
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ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmm......drink an nice brew out of a Juice stein......
Wait.....did I say that out loud???
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Nice Photo Juice! And those are some scrawny ribs I see Mr. Juice working there!
ReplyDeleteTFV
Oh yeah! That kicks ass!
ReplyDeleteJust for the record, she is a babe, but I am partial. Thanks Rodger for the kick ass photo. Even the Faggoty white uniform will work.
ReplyDeleteMr. Juice
My Liege:
ReplyDeleteI am totally in favor of invading Canada, nuking Seattle and Berkely, but I draw the line at hanging the Dems and Rinos. As a Navy vet, I muchly prefer keelhauling.
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