"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
I heard Mikie the Idiot say that... my wife had her had on the phone and she'd already dialed the 9 and the first 1... she thought I'd stroked out at first... then all those words came out of my mouth. Scared the dog, I did. The wife? Not so much. Liberals have been liberals longer than we've been together.
Some guy just sent me this. I am ashamed to say I did not think of it first:My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Crap, my cat is a Democrat!H
Drop her off at Bok Coy's House of Hunan, and get a little return on your investment.Casca
How about the Fu King restaurant instead? It's closer to my house......H
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