Sunday, January 18, 2009

Modern Presidential History

Preview of Coming Distractions
The Inaugural Address

As an Indonesian citizen who skipped the naturalization process altogether, and with it instruction in United States law and history, President Obama can be forgiven the spotty knowledge of both that he displayed during the campaign.  With his past having been erased, Barack is scrambling to find an identity compatible with traditional values. He seems to have settled on an amalgam of Lincoln, FDR, and JFK.  Here then are the fractured catch phrases we can expect from his Inaugural address on Tuesday.  I'm not making this up.

Axe not what you have to fear. You have nothing to fear but but what government will do to you.

When I find out what Sen. Kennedy's been drinking,  I'm sending a case to everyone in congress.