Thursday, February 05, 2009

Men do like window shopping

Window Shopping
While in Holland, he does some shopping for mom.

Play baby

Obama in the White House
An Apt Metaphor

Obama the Commie

Someone else has noticed
Hooray for CPUSA!

First Class

Barter

Some Municipalities May Accept Barter
Today's Tip for living under oppressive gummint


Blue State Economic Growth

LIBERALISM: 
Creates problems, then solves them with new layers of bureaucracy, making more people subservient to gummint.

Rhode Island and the Frank-Dodd Depression


Economic Expansion, Donk Version

Falling Over

When Gummint Needs Cash ...

Did anyone ever believe that traffic cams, and helmet and seatbelt laws were anything but revenue producers?  Still, in this era where the need for pretense by predator gummint seems to have disappeared, this is breathtaking. Not to mention cash grabbing.
Cash-strapped states mull seat belt law changes
 
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Drivers better buckle up or pay the price: More cash-strapped states want to give law enforcement officers the authority to pull over motorists just for not wearing their seat belts.

More than a dozen states that are considering making the switch to primary seat-belt enforcement laws need to do so before July to be eligible for millions in federal money.
Our version of the Hitler's Gestapo has been ordered to step up efforts to make people more patriotic.  A very partial list.
IRS Set To Probe 401(k) Tax Compliance
Defined Savings Alert, NY - 9 hours ago
This is a first for the agency, which has until now obtained tax information on 401(k) plans through routine audits and its compliance program, the Employee ...

POLL: Are You Expecting a Tax Refund?
CNBC, Englewood Cliffs - 16 hours ago
But that's not stopping the IRS from stepping up audits of upper-income households

To save the USA, boost the IRS budget
Philadelphia Inquirer, PA - Feb 2, 2009
Part of the problem, also, is that the general public has grown to fear IRS audits and will not push for more tax examiners. ...

Estate-tax audits by IRS may increase
Santa Rosa Press Democrat, CA - Jan 12, 2009
... likely be more audits. “The IRS has hired more estate and gift-tax auditors,” he said. Nicholas Donovan, an attorney with Gaw Van Male in Napa, agreed. ...

The IRS Considers Pressing Schools to Further Reveal Their ...

New Law May Prove Taxing for PayPal and for eBay Sellers
AuctionBytes Blog, MA - Jan 17, 2009
She also believes the new reporting requirements will result in an increase in the number of audits by the IRS, increasing costs for both merchants and the ...
Best Vice-President-Ever Cheney just warned that Obama's incompetence makes it  “high probability” that terrorists will attempt a catastrophic nuclear or biological attack on our nation.  In the aftermath of any such attack there is no law, except the one you can self enforce. Until I take my meds, I'm actually looking forward to that respite from gummint.   After I take it ... wait, I'm swallowing ... .

 Whoa.  WTF was I thinking?  God Bless Obama! 

Stuff

Yes, I'm talking to f**kn you.


Because f**kn NSA is waiting for me to  f**kn reveal my plans to disintegrate Capitol f**kn Hill with my Deathray 9000, I'll open with these f**kn cookie cutter outakes  from Hardon Crab PS. None of them are funny with the possible exception of the Tom Marr/ Earl Weaver parody of themselves. If only it would have accidentally aired. The rest are Liberal Ass**les being Ass**les. I don't know why the f**kn f**k I even bothered.
Flashback to some quick funnies. Language is VERY strong on some of them so you have been forewarned.....
 
Col. Sanders and KFC 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c7k2zyLn6I&feature=related
 
Casey Kasem's American To 40
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDYK2H0ldbo&NR=1
 
Earl Weaver of your BALTIMORE ORIOLES!!!!!!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k
 
Barry White (click on the speaker partway down page)
 
http://macksimpson.com/adverb/2006/05/12/white-gets-dark/
 
Chris Berman
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3TLG_LtWhj4
 
 
And a brand new one:
 
Christian Bale (makes me want to think twice about seeing another Batman with him in it):
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA
 
Warning: Listening to these mother f**kers is like 8 weeks of boot camp. Be careful when asking your mother to pass the gravy.