Terps Beat Cal

Berkeley Commies Crushed!

White House Garden

Obamas Plan Vegetable Garden Of Filth

Heritage Series

“ Buy organic! It's 'healthy.'That hippie Obama family will set a fine example for America’s subsistence farmers by filling in a patch of dirt on the White House lawn with horse poop and bugs. Inside this hell-mound, they will grow warty vegetables for rabbits and worms to feast on before they are ripped half-rotten from the earth and land, unwashed, in an elite arugula salad. In conclusion, organic gardening is an offense against God. [Womkette] ”

Obama's Crooks

White House Rock

Since Obama's been allowed to use the White House, it's pretty much been turned into a half-way house for felons "who forgot," "made a mistake," or experienced a "youthful indescretions."  Add to this last catagory Vivek Kundra, the  newly named head of the newly coined position of Chief Technology Officer.  “ Obama's Thieving Geek Guilty of Bad Taste Could the White House at least vet candidates for fashion sense, if not their arrest records? Vivek Kundra, the scandal-drenched federal CIO, was arrested in 1996 for shoplifting four dress shirts. From J.C. Penney. At Business Insider, Eric Krangel wisecracks: Is there some backstory about how Vivek was dead broke and needed a dress shirt for a job interview? Because right now, we not only think Vivek is a petty thief, we think he's a petty thief with bad taste in clothes. ”

Schwarzenegger id dickless

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“ Schwarzenegger to help Obama answer GOP critics (AP) Yahoo! News Made Popular:5 hours 44 min ago - AP - President Barack Obama is playing a bit of divide and conquer this week, pitting his Republican critics in Washington against GOP governors and mayors eager for the federal money that his hard-fought stimulus plan will bring. Next on the list of Republican notables to embrace the president is California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is to join Obama at a town hall meeting Thursday in Los… ” I don't know what party I belong to, but it certainly isn't any that Arnold Schwarzenegger, or any of the other twig eatin', tofu fartin', lily livered, Prius driving, America-hating, bleeding heart liberal, blinkered, Starbucks drinking, elitist, can't-we-all-just-get-along, granola eating, namby-pamby, Birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, long haired, pansy-assed, kumbaya-singing, Earth First, bed-wetting, patchouli wearing, dirty, smelly, dope smoking, bongo playing, arm pit haired women and feminized, armpit shaved men crying "Mother Earth is Gaia," tortured "artiste" types, Kennedy DNA bearing slugs* that he counsels with, so what is there to "divide?"  *With help from Vilmar

Obama Youth Funded

House Passes Volunteerism Bill Critics Call Pricey, Forced Service

A Great Tradition

It was bound to happen

Our Teleprompter President

Obama Scrapbook Fodder

A lot of people missed this teleprompter moment because, well, it didn't receive much coverage in the American media, and where it did, it was mischaracterized as Obama saving the day.  Oh, and there was that post St. Patrick's day hangover.  And then there are those who turn the news off the second his visage flashes across the screen.  Even if you did see it, I must have this for my electronic "Obama, dumbest man in America if anything happens to Biden" file. “ WASHINGTON -- Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address at a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the White House when he realized something sounded way too familiar. Turns out, he was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just given. Cowen was set to speak twice at the White House on Tuesday night because there were two different parties going on at the executive mansion. No matter -- he would give the same speech to the two different audiences. But Cowen was 20 seconds into his second address when it dawned on him that he was giving word for word the speech that Obama had just read from the same teleprompter. Cowen stopped and looked back at the president to say, "That's your speech." Obama laughed and returned to the podium to offer what might have been Cowen's remarks. In doing so, President Obama thanked President Obama for inviting everyone over. [FOXNEWS] ”