Soccer Coach

Pussie Parents Force Coach Out

“ ... get involved now and resist the urge to become sweat-xedo-wearing yuppies who sit on the sidelines in their LL Bean chairs sipping mocha-latte-half-caf-chinos while discussing reality TV and home decorating with other feeble-minded folks. I want to hear cheering. ”

This team is comprised of 6- and 7-year-old girls “ Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email OK, here's the real deal: Team 7 will be called Green Death. We will only acknowledge "Team 7" for scheduling and disciplinary purposes. Green Death has had a long and colorful history, and I fully expect every player and parent to be on board with the team. This is not a team, but a family (some say cult), that you belong to forever. We play fair at all times, but we play tough and physical soccer. We have some returning players who know the deal; for the others, I only expect 110% at every game and practice. We do not cater to superstars, but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull. Unless there is an issue concerning the health of my players or inside info on the opposition, you probably don't need to talk to me. I believe winning is fun and losing is for losers. Ergo, we will strive for the "W" in each game. While we may not win every game (excuse me, I just got a little nauseated) I expect us to fight for every loose ball and play every shift as if it were the finals of the World Cup. While I spent a good Saturday morning listening to the legal liability BS, which included a 30 minute dissertation on how we need to baby the kids and especially the refs, I was disgusted. The kids will run, they will fall, get bumps, bruises and even bleed a little. Big deal, it's good for them (but I do hope the other team is the one bleeding). If the refs can't handle a little criticism, then they should turn in their whistle. The sooner they figure out how to make a decision and live with the consequences the better. My heckling of the refs is actually helping them develop as people. The political correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines. America's youth is becoming fat, lazy and non-competitive because competition is viewed as "bad". I argue that competition is good and is important to the evolution of our species and our survival in what has become an increasingly competitive global economy and dangerous world. Second place trophies are nothing to be proud of as they serve only as a reminder that you missed your goal; their only useful purpose is as an inspiration to do that next set of reps. Do you go to a job interview and not care about winning? Don't animals eat what they kill (and yes, someone actually kills the meat we eat too – it isn't grown in plastic wrap)? And speaking of meat, I expect that the ladies be put on a diet of fish, undercooked red meat and lots of veggies. No junk food. Who's with me? Go Green Death! ” Military Service: None Occupation: Shoe Sales Highest Award Earned:  Star Scout Grinfilled Celt

Obama's Girls

Schooling the Smarmy, Condescending Left ...

Obama has a stable of nice looking shills like Obama Girl and Marta Costello helping him put a nice face on his fascist agenda.  Odd that, since fascism is what the left hollers about everything they don't like, and now they am one.  Here's a cut where the smarmy Costello gets schooled in the only way possible for Obama cultists.  Sorry Marta.

9/11 Attack

9/18

Who piloted the plane?

A FreeRepublic poster, bray, does a yoemanlike job of putting puzzle pieces on the table. “ It was a bright sunny cloudless morning on 9/18/08 when out of nowhere came a jet screaming at full throttle into the NY Financial District. The explosion began the wildfire that buckled the economy til the Banks pancaked into the rising dust. As we look into the smoking empty hole where the America WTC used to stand we have to ask, who flew those jets into the side of our economy. We have yet to find out who piloted those jets that started this Obama Collapse. We know that according to Rep Kanjorski (D), there was a run on the banks on 9/18 in the neighborhood of a half a trillion $$ in a couple hours. President Bush was told that if he didn’t do something immediately the banks would be emptied in 8 hrs. McCain suspended his campaign, then ridiculed by Bama who wasn’t that bothered and the rest is history. Who had the strength to pull that kind of money. These amounts makes billionaires into Organ Grinder Monkeys. This was too big for Soros or any individual. The Saudis or another ME Country are the only ones w/the capital to withdraw these amounts and these 2 Iraqis point right at them. Too bad someone in the Obamedia wasn’t interested in this mystery. Why should we expect them to find out who launched the biggest financial attack in our history when their last real WH scandal was who outed a CIA file shuffler? (Continue) ”

Cat Massage

First Trained Cat Ever - Ahem

American Stinker

With bowed head and bended knee

“ Has anyone ever seen Barack Obama publicly bow and bend his knee when meeting someone  prior to yesterday? I don't recall any photos of such a gesture of greeting, but I would be very happy if some of the President's defenders on the left could provide such evidence that his striking body language yesterday before the monarch of Saudi Arabia and custodian of the holy cities of Mecca and Medina was simply a habitual gesture of warmth. ”