Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Liberals fight a war

The only terminology that Mr. Brennan said the administration is using is that the U.S. is "at war with al Qaeda."
Sixteen-month-old Aubrey Melton reaches for her father, SSG Josh Melton, as she views his body with her mother Larissa before his funeral service on June 27, 2009 in Germantown, Illinois. SSG Melton, who was serving in Afghanistan with the Illinois National Guard, was killed in Kandahar during a Taliban IED attack on June 19. (Scott Olson/Getty Images) #
Dear Mrs. Melton:

Michelle and I want to apologize for the death of your husband MELTON,SSG JOSH, who was accidentally killed by Afghani agrarian reformers know as Taliban. Their carelessness in leaving an exploding device in a corn field they were clearing is unfortunate.    MELTON's,SSG JOSH unit should not have been in the area.  The brigade commander has now been ordered to move forces to Qaeda, where our real enemy is known to be located.  Once again, please except your nation's apology for not finding a capable Commander in Chief sooner.

Barry Lolo Soetero Obama ,
Supreme Him  of the United States

The Red Menace

Chinese PLA

Shown: China's huge population allows the People's Liberation Army to use live targets. Trainees begin with stationary targets, and graduate to shooting targets launched into the air by compressed air. The living targets are chosen by lottery, and promised sex with Britney Spears, and a yellow Corvette in the afterlife.  [Source: a guy named Rudy I met at the Lounge]

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